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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:15:16 -0700

finechester: I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all ‘hello my children what...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:17:12 -0700

finechester:

I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all

‘hello my children what happened wh—’

otter-is-grapelocked: fuckyourfreckles: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:19:44 -0700

otter-is-grapelocked:

fuckyourfreckles:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits

#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite

you fuckass

not my division

namelessstreets: Louis CK nailing it every time.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:29:05 -0700

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

ladyw1nter: George R.R. Martin on sex versus...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:22:23 -0700

ladyw1nter:

George R.R. Martin on sex versus violence

#this man is my hero #i love evil santa so much

floozys: floozys: floozys: omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:24:17 -0700

floozys:

floozys:

floozys:

omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a limo like 5 minutes later and everyone else was like having fun and dancing and shit and like the whole journey i was just sitting in the corner in silence staring out the window like /dildo/

my liTTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM CRYING AND SHOUTING “DID YOU F ORGET I FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR MY EYES ARE BLEEDING”

sHE JUST SENT ME THIS

jflawlesss: theindependentvigilante: My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:26:59 -0700

jflawlesss:

theindependentvigilante:

My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about.

DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEIR MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE TWO ARE BECOMING SERIOUSLY STOP THIS.

nc1701: buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to fans of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:24:06 -0700

nc1701:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

TAKEI OH MY GOD.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:07:38 -0700

"A List of “Men’s Rights” Issues That Feminism Is Already Working On Feminists do not want you to..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:05:19 -0700

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A List of “Men’s Rights” Issues That Feminism Is Already Working On

Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that women are naturally better caregivers is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not like commercials in which bumbling dads mess up the laundry and competent wives have to bustle in and fix it. The assumption that women are naturally better housekeepers is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to have to make alimony payments. Alimony is set up to combat the fact that women have been historically expected to prioritize domestic duties over professional goals, thus minimizing their earning potential if their “traditional” marriages end. The assumption that wives should make babies instead of money is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want anyone to get raped in prison. Permissiveness and jokes about prison rape are part of rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want anyone to be falsely accused of rape. False rape accusations discredit rape victims, which reinforces rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be lonely and we do not hate “nice guys.” The idea that certain people are inherently more valuable than other people because of superficial physical attributes is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to have to pay for dinner. We want the opportunity to achieve financial success on par with men in any field we choose (and are qualified for), and the fact that we currently don’t is part of patriarchy. The idea that men should coddle and provide for women, and/or purchase their affections in romantic contexts, is condescending and damaging and part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be maimed or killed in industrial accidents, or toil in coal mines while we do cushy secretarial work and various yarn-themed activities. The fact that women have long been shut out of dangerous industrial jobs (by men, by the way) is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to commit suicide. Any pressures and expectations that lower the quality of life of either gender are part of patriarchy. The fact that depression is characterized as an effeminate weakness, making men less likely to seek treatment, is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be viewed with suspicion when you take your child to the park (men frequently insist that this is a serious issue, so I will take them at their word). The assumption that men are insatiable sexual animals, combined with the idea that it’s unnatural for men to care for children, is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be drafted and then die in a war while we stay home and iron stuff. The idea that women are too weak to fight or too delicate to function in a military setting is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want women to escape prosecution on legitimate domestic violence charges, nor do we want men to be ridiculed for being raped or abused. The idea that women are naturally gentle and compliant and that victimhood is inherently feminine is part of patriarchy.

Feminists hate patriarchy. We do not hate you.

If you really care about those issues as passionately as you say you do, you should be thanking feminists, because feminism is a social movement actively dedicated to dismantling every single one of them. The fact that you blame feminists—your allies—for problems against which they have been struggling for decades suggests that supporting men isn’t nearly as important to you as resenting women. We care about your problems a lot. Could you try caring about ours?

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- Lindy West (via notaprincessdestinedtobeawitch)

Guys. You need to read this.
(via abaldwin360)
good read but i still do hate mras soooo
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"A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat writers?’ and [Gregory]..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:22:27 -0700

“A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat writers?’ and [Gregory] Corso, suddenly utterly serious, leans forward and says: “There were women, they were there, I knew them, their families put them in institutions, they were given electric shock. In the ’50s if you were male you could be a rebel, but if you were female your families had you locked up.”

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Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via thisisendless)

FUCK

(via femmeboyant)

I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made.

(via queereyes-queerminds)

cas-get-into-my-ass: neocosplaycat: letdeathfindusfullyalive: tumbledore-: What if the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:24:22 -0700

cas-get-into-my-ass:

neocosplaycat:

letdeathfindusfullyalive:

tumbledore-:

What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?

Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming

Bound in leather and chains

would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time

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Wed, 15 May 2013 09:36:31 -0700

It's Okay

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:38:52 -0700

thirdnipplepower:

kennendoah:

I love this. This is beautiful.

Unbustable ads

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:41:30 -0700

ad-busting:

H&M’s new beachwear campaign featuring Jennie Runk is pretty awesome. In this article she explains that women have sent her messages saying that this ad campaign has given them the confidence to try on a bikini for the first time in years!

See… it does make a difference when we see diverse body types in advertising and media!

filharmagic: it’s ok to not be sure about your sexuality/gender ok guys? no matter how old you are....

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:40:25 -0700

filharmagic:

it’s ok to not be sure about your sexuality/gender ok guys? no matter how old you are. even if you’re in a relationship. even if you told everyone one thing. it’s really ok to not be sure because you’re growing and learning more about yourself ♬(ノ゜∇゜)ノ♩

lolsofunny: -uhhleeseeuhh: modificationnotmutilation: fairyfox...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:33:21 -0700

lolsofunny:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

modificationnotmutilation:

fairyfoxprincess:

7people:

#the only time an internet cat acknowledged the existence of the camera

OMG WHAT ARE.. WHAT ARE CATS. THIS JUST i burst I laughing

WHAT

TERHUWQIJO

(lol here!)

louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:31:16 -0700

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit